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As you all know Vampires has been given a tremendous amount of respect. From the great Nosferatu to Mr. Sparkles, Edward Cullens. But in reality they all have some type of condition they must abide, or they die by one simple thing. Here are the reasons why they are pussies:

1. They die from sunlight. Either it is instant death or time limit. They die from the simplest sun ray.

2. From garlic. In most vampire movies, garlic can also harm them, It is not a instant death scenario.

3. A cross. How pathetic is it that you get scared from a non-existent god?(I am atheist, don't care about your opinion on religion matter. this is a discussion on vampires, not god. Don't like it? Deal with it)

4. Water. Not just Holy water, water in general. Vampires cannot cross any type of water,(If you know why then I would like to know) or melt like the wicked witch.

5. Blood loss. If vampires don't drink the one thing that can keep them alive, then they are dead. What idiot made that a condition for a vampire?

6. They must live in the earth that they were born in.....Meaning they can't leave anywhere without tons of dirt that they died in.

7. My last reason is the sparkling pedifile Edward Cullens. Vampires were fierce, they were the one of the definition of fear. Then here comes a sparkly vampire, and then vampire becomes cute.

These are MY reasons why vampires are pussies. Why do I hate vampires? Well, it is only because I am a werewolf. So yes, this is bias towards vampires. But I am only pointing out the major flaws of a undead. If you have more reasons why vampires are pussies please post your opinion.

NOTE: I didn't add stab in the heart with a steak thing because.....Well, would you die if you get stabbed in the heart with a steak? If so you understand, if not....Your not god.